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Posted: Tue Jul 1st, 2008 12:33 am | 101st Post |
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whatawonderfulworld wrote: BAMA X 2 wrote: NEWS FLASH
London England- It has been reported the Shoreguy the infamous Cruise Critic and Cruisetraveltalk NCL expert has fallen off his owner’s suite balcony into the north Atlantic. Witnesses state that after back to back to back-to-back cocktail parties he was bogging and his laptop fell into the water. He jumped in immediately after it. His last words were “Do you think its OK to wear jeans to the dinning room tonight? Just after landing in the icy cold waters he was quoted as saying “Tell Laura Sterling that I have always loved her!”
After an exhaustive search and rescue attempt it has been called off. The only thing recovered was a martini glass. 
I wonder if perhaps those immortal last utterances could have really been meant for...HOST CECILIA????
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Thanks for the kind words Waww! It was a toss up between Laura and Cecilia and not following the drama as close as I should, I used Laura since everything on the Dark Side goes through her as far as I know.
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Posted: Tue Jul 1st, 2008 12:59 am | 102nd Post |
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BAMA X 2 wrote: 
This is the last known picture of Shoreguy!
I am hysterical .I came back just to read the news flash again and you posted the picture .
You really are something else
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whatawonderfulworld
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Posted: Tue Jul 1st, 2008 01:20 am | 103rd Post |
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leet44 wrote: BAMA X 2 wrote:
This is the last known picture of Shoreguy!
I am hysterical .I came back just to read the news flash again and you posted the picture .
You really are something else
Lee...I agree with you....I just came back to the blog and AGAIN started to laugh to the point of tears. Ahhh...once again I am reminded why it's so much nicer HERE rather than THERE. Gee...maybe one day Cecilia the Innocent will come to her senses and become one of us? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh Ahhhhhhhhhhh Ahhhhhhhhhhh the poison must have taken effect...my mind is deeeee ttear or ating........
Wait...I'll do something to counteract the effects of the mind altering poison.... Ahhh...now I feel much better.
What were we talking about?
Ciao,
WaWW
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Posted: Tue Jul 1st, 2008 02:19 am | 104th Post |
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NEWS FLASH
Shoreguy Rescued
Attachment: funny-helicopter-rescue[1].jpg (Downloaded 223 times)
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Posted: Tue Jul 1st, 2008 02:23 am | 105th Post |
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BAMA X 2 wrote: NEWS FLASH
Shoreguy Rescued
Thank you Jesus!!! I think I can hear Laura and Host Cecilia (a/k/a Cecilia the Innocent) right now - "He's mine...no he's mine you beyatch!"
Thank you Bama...I can now rest easy knowing our SG has been rescued. You have provided me with two of the biggest laughs I've had all day!
Ciao,
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Posted: Tue Jul 1st, 2008 02:33 am | 106th Post |
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Maybe we'd better be careful with the overboard talk. It might give Shoreguy some ideas on how to handle the TA from Hell!
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Posted: Tue Jul 1st, 2008 02:36 am | 107th Post |
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ute_fan wrote: Maybe we'd better be careful with the overboard talk. It might give Shoreguy some ideas on how to handle the TA from Hell!
It sure would make for an interesting blog!
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Posted: Tue Jul 1st, 2008 04:06 am | 108th Post |
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whatawonderfulworld wrote: BAMA X 2 wrote: NEWS FLASH
Shoreguy Rescued
Thank you Jesus!!! I think I can hear Laura and Host Cecilia (a/k/a Cecilia the Innocent) right now - "He's mine...no he's mine you beyatch!"
Thank you Bama...I can now rest easy knowing our SG has been rescued. You have provided me with two of the biggest laughs I've had all day!
Ciao,
WaWW
Me too.
I love the shark.Thats the TA from hell trying to grab him for a picture.
Great blog and Bama you better do one from Jamaica .
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Posted: Tue Jul 1st, 2008 10:39 am | 109th Post |
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Just arrived at Alesund.
First pics are know available: http://jade08.sellie.de
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Posted: Tue Jul 1st, 2008 11:08 am | 110th Post |
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Sellie- Thanks for the pictures. Hope all of you are having a great time!
OMG- I loved the Shoreguy overboard and rescue pictures. Almost spewed my coffee on my monitor!! You guys are tooooo funny!!!!
SG- Thanks for starting this blog and keeping us at home amused!
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Posted: Tue Jul 1st, 2008 11:38 am | 111th Post |
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Wonderful pictures Sellie, thanks!
And Bama - I can now get thru work today with a smile on my face just thinking about your 2 pictures!
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Posted: Tue Jul 1st, 2008 02:26 pm | 112th Post |
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Sellie wrote: Just arrived at Alesund.
First pics are know available: http://jade08.sellie.de
Great pictures, Sellie! Thanks for sharing them!
I hope you continue to have a GREAT trip
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Posted: Tue Jul 1st, 2008 02:30 pm | 113th Post |
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shoreguy wrote:
Not too many typos last night……
Don't worry, we all have decoder rings
Have a GREAT day
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Posted: Tue Jul 1st, 2008 03:25 pm | 114th Post |
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Posted: Tue Jul 1st, 2008 05:02 pm | 115th Post |
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| Schönes Fotos Petra & Jörg. Ganz viel Spaß auf der Jade! Sag "ihr", dass ich auch bald komme... *lol* Genießt Eure Reise!
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Posted: Tue Jul 1st, 2008 05:15 pm | 116th Post |
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Danke Alex!
Ab jetzt werden wir täglich aktualisieren, also regelmässig nachschauen
Viele Grüße ins heisse Deutschland ....
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Posted: Tue Jul 1st, 2008 05:20 pm | 117th Post |
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Sellie wrote:
Danke Alex!
Ab jetzt werden wir täglich aktualisieren, also regelmässig nachschauen
Viele Grüße ins heisse Deutschland ....
P&J
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Just when I thought I had the lingo figured out ....
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Posted: Tue Jul 1st, 2008 05:24 pm | 118th Post |
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SailAways wrote: Sellie wrote:
Danke Alex!
Ab jetzt werden wir täglich aktualisieren, also regelmässig nachschauen
Viele Grüße ins heisse Deutschland ....
P&J
Holy Cow
Just when I thought I had the lingo figured out ....
Well, I understood the first line.
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Posted: Tue Jul 1st, 2008 05:33 pm | 119th Post |
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Sellie wrote: Ab jetzt werden wir täglich aktualisieren, also regelmässig nachschauen
From now on we'll be updating daily, and regularly checking.
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alcruising wrote: Schönes Fotos Petra & Jörg. Ganz viel Spaß auf der Jade! Sag "ihr", dass ich auch bald komme... *lol* Genießt Eure Reise!
Beautiful photos, Petra & Joerg. Lots of fun on the Jade! Tell them I'm coming soon, too. LOL Enjoy your trip!
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Posted: Tue Jul 1st, 2008 05:49 pm | 121st Post |
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BAMA X 2 wrote:
NEWS FLASH
Shoreguy Rescued
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shoreguy wrote: He is back after a long run, a long swim in pond scum, but tonight he added a roll in the mud. He is hosed off and spending his last night before doggie prison on the deck.
I took the dog to the kennel this morning and gave them is vaccination records. They said sorry we can not take him. It seems I needed to get one of the vaccinations more then 2 weeks prior and it has only been 10 days.
So does anyone think a kennel you would put your dog in would have any space of the 4th holiday week. I made some calls from there and no luck. I even tried the vet to board him no luck.
This called for desperate measures. I can be a real A hole when I have to. I had one more shot. The owner was in the lobby with four older ladies who were touring the kennel to find a place for their precious little dog. He was doing his best sales pitch.
I picked up the phone and pretended to call the vet back. This is shoreguy I need to bring Barney in to have him put to sleep. My jaw quivering hand over my eyes (fake tears would have been over the top). The ladies to the rescue - "your not going to make that man put his dog to sleep" Well Barney will be spending my vacation in the owners house and not stuck in the kennel. Sort of like an upsell.
Here I am, back in the Slammer. And for what? Took a hike, chased a rabbit, took a dip, rolled in the mud. I’m a dog – it’s what I do! For a while it sounded as though I was in for a one-way walk. Took some serious whimpering and the old sad-eyes trick just to get the sentence reduced to solitary. When Thatguy gets back there’ll be more than mud on his precious carpet, you can bet on it.
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Posted: Tue Jul 1st, 2008 05:59 pm | 123rd Post |
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barneythedog wrote: shoreguy wrote: He is back after a long run, a long swim in pond scum, but tonight he added a roll in the mud. He is hosed off and spending his last night before doggie prison on the deck.
I took the dog to the kennel this morning and gave them is vaccination records. They said sorry we can not take him. It seems I needed to get one of the vaccinations more then 2 weeks prior and it has only been 10 days.
So does anyone think a kennel you would put your dog in would have any space of the 4th holiday week. I made some calls from there and no luck. I even tried the vet to board him no luck.
This called for desperate measures. I can be a real A hole when I have to. I had one more shot. The owner was in the lobby with four older ladies who were touring the kennel to find a place for their precious little dog. He was doing his best sales pitch.
I picked up the phone and pretended to call the vet back. This is shoreguy I need to bring Barney in to have him put to sleep. My jaw quivering hand over my eyes (fake tears would have been over the top). The ladies to the rescue - "your not going to make that man put his dog to sleep" Well Barney will be spending my vacation in the owners house and not stuck in the kennel. Sort of like an upsell.
Here I am, back in the Slammer. And for what? Took a hike, chased a rabbit, took a dip, rolled in the mud. I’m a dog – it’s what I do! For a while it sounded as though I was in for a one-way walk. Took some serious whimpering and the old sad-eyes trick just to get the sentence reduced to solitary. When Thatguy gets back there’ll be more than mud on his precious carpet, you can bet on it.
Barney, aren't you enjoying the suite life "thatguy" left you in????
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Posted: Tue Jul 1st, 2008 06:18 pm | 124th Post |
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barneythedog wrote: shoreguy wrote: He is back after a long run, a long swim in pond scum, but tonight he added a roll in the mud. He is hosed off and spending his last night before doggie prison on the deck.
I took the dog to the kennel this morning and gave them is vaccination records. They said sorry we can not take him. It seems I needed to get one of the vaccinations more then 2 weeks prior and it has only been 10 days.
So does anyone think a kennel you would put your dog in would have any space of the 4th holiday week. I made some calls from there and no luck. I even tried the vet to board him no luck.
This called for desperate measures. I can be a real A hole when I have to. I had one more shot. The owner was in the lobby with four older ladies who were touring the kennel to find a place for their precious little dog. He was doing his best sales pitch.
I picked up the phone and pretended to call the vet back. This is shoreguy I need to bring Barney in to have him put to sleep. My jaw quivering hand over my eyes (fake tears would have been over the top). The ladies to the rescue - "your not going to make that man put his dog to sleep" Well Barney will be spending my vacation in the owners house and not stuck in the kennel. Sort of like an upsell.
Here I am, back in the Slammer. And for what? Took a hike, chased a rabbit, took a dip, rolled in the mud. I’m a dog – it’s what I do! For a while it sounded as though I was in for a one-way walk. Took some serious whimpering and the old sad-eyes trick just to get the sentence reduced to solitary. When Thatguy gets back there’ll be more than mud on his precious carpet, you can bet on it.
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Posted: Tue Jul 1st, 2008 06:18 pm | 125th Post |
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barneythedog wrote: shoreguy wrote: He is back after a long run, a long swim in pond scum, but tonight he added a roll in the mud. He is hosed off and spending his last night before doggie prison on the deck.
I took the dog to the kennel this morning and gave them is vaccination records. They said sorry we can not take him. It seems I needed to get one of the vaccinations more then 2 weeks prior and it has only been 10 days.
So does anyone think a kennel you would put your dog in would have any space of the 4th holiday week. I made some calls from there and no luck. I even tried the vet to board him no luck.
This called for desperate measures. I can be a real A hole when I have to. I had one more shot. The owner was in the lobby with four older ladies who were touring the kennel to find a place for their precious little dog. He was doing his best sales pitch.
I picked up the phone and pretended to call the vet back. This is shoreguy I need to bring Barney in to have him put to sleep. My jaw quivering hand over my eyes (fake tears would have been over the top). The ladies to the rescue - "your not going to make that man put his dog to sleep" Well Barney will be spending my vacation in the owners house and not stuck in the kennel. Sort of like an upsell.
Here I am, back in the Slammer. And for what? Took a hike, chased a rabbit, took a dip, rolled in the mud. I’m a dog – it’s what I do! For a while it sounded as though I was in for a one-way walk. Took some serious whimpering and the old sad-eyes trick just to get the sentence reduced to solitary. When Thatguy gets back there’ll be more than mud on his precious carpet, you can bet on it.
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