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hstrybuf
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Posted: Fri Jul 13th, 2007 08:09 pm | 1st Post |
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By James Wysong
Travel columnist
Updated: 5:45 p.m. CT July 10, 2007
It's the sweatiest season of the year, and you don't need a thermometer to prove it. Just step aboard an airplane and take a deep breath. Peeee-yew! After a couple of hours, you're ready to rip the nose off your face. Maybe it's the guy sitting next to you with the B.O., bad breath and smelly feet. Or maybe — egad! — it's you!
Here are some sources of bad airplane smells, along with some advice on what to do about them.
The pits. If you've ever been on a full 747 flight to the Far East, then you've undoubtedly been hit with a sharp blast of body odor. In fact, armpit odor is hard to avoid in many countries of the world where antiperspirants are not widely used. The best advice I can give if you're trapped next to stinky pits is to put a dab of lotion with your favorite scent under each nostril. Every smell is transformed into a pleasant one. Crew members often share and compare lotions, and they say the most effective scent by far is lavender.
More here:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19695104/
____________________ Deb
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OceanGirl
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Posted: Fri Jul 13th, 2007 09:31 pm | 2nd Post |
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That article is HYSTERICAL!!!!!!!!!!! I loved it!!!!!!!
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kathy32259
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Posted: Sat Jul 14th, 2007 01:23 am | 3rd Post |
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Oh yeah - I can relate to this!! Those smaller jets are the worst!! It's pretty funny reading - but egad, can't wait for Monday......
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TheWog
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Posted: Mon Jul 16th, 2007 04:40 pm | 4th Post |
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| That was hilarious. I was on a flight and a baby across the aisle let loose. Waiting for mom to get up. waiting waiting waiting nothing. Finally someone said something and she changed the baby. The poor kid was sitting in that. Let alone us having to smell it. That was the worst one.
____________________ Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.

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lol930
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Posted: Thu Jul 19th, 2007 03:27 am | 5th Post |
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Once spent an entire flight from JFK to Memphis breating into a Dunkin' Donuts bag to survive the B.O. stench of the lady in front of us... sad but true...
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hstrybuf
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Posted: Fri Jul 20th, 2007 01:59 am | 6th Post |
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lol930 wrote: Once spent an entire flight from JFK to Memphis breating into a Dunkin' Donuts bag to survive the B.O. stench of the lady in front of us... sad but true...
That must have been baaaaaaad! 
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